Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
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Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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