he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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