What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
We got so high we made milksteak
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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