Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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