today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
And the cops told us we were all naked.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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