i just google imaged poop.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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