I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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