Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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