In the future we'll all be gay
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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