Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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