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I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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