How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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