Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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