what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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