oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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