Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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