i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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