Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
True strength comes from lack of pants
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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