Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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