Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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