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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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