P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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