So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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There was a lot of him and a little penis
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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