Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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