your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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