Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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