would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Two words: nipple clamps
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