So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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