he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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