you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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