Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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