Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
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Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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