you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
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i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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