yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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