i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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