i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Can I color on your dick again?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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