David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
The air taste purple.
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