I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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