I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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