Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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