North Korea, Best Korea!
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
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If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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