Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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