I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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