So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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