Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so explain again why im purple
no
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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