I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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