I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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