He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Floor bacon is actually really good
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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