4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i just had sex bonerless
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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