It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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