I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
ttyl tear gas
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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